how do u know who u are?!

How you know you are Omani

* You finish your high school in interior and come to Muscat looking for a job
* You are driving Nissan maxima with sheep skin of the back of your car !!!
* 3/4 of your family are working for the government sector
* You have to have Thursday and Friday off to drive back home (interior)
* You work for a ministry and do nothing at work and yet you go mad if you don't get increment !!!
* You envy everybody even yourself
* Your uncle is a witch and took half of your family

How you know you are Swahili ?!!!!

* Your aunt's name is Jokha and she works for Bank Muscat
* You speak English better than Arabic !
* You have a family in Ibra and family in law in Mudhaibi - but you live in Muscat
* The government granted you with a plot of land in Madinat Nahdha and you don't want to sell it
* Half of your family are working for PDO
* And the other half are in Africa waiting for Omani nationality !!!

How you know you are Balushi

* You live in Muscat, Seeb or any violated neighborhood
* You dropped out of school when you reached the 7th grade
* Any Balushi you meet he/ she relates to you somehow
* You have criminal records
* You have kids who are always troubling and disturbing the neighbors
* You are talented in drawing and writing on the wall

How you know you are Lawati

* Your uncle's name is Taqi and owns a jewelry shop in Matrah
* You have two brothers Hasan & Hussain
* Generosity is an unfamiliar word to you
* You try your best to look like Omani while you look like Indian
* You have savings of 100,000 rials and still find it hard to spend a penny
* Your home furniture belongs to your great grand father ( family inheritance )

After all we are all human
Peace :0)